wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

(via sniffing)

galacticdad:

housing should be a basic a human right.

people shouldn’t have to “earn” a roof over their heads so that they don’t die in the streets.

(via dafunnyposts)

telernundo:

mom: u have to go to church

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srry mom i cant go i only follow for follow 

(via sniffing)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via fake-mermaid)

  • Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
  • Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
  • Abuela: te parto fruta?
  • Me: no, gracias.
  • Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
  • Me: no abuela.
  • Abuela: un vaso de agua?
  • Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
  • Abuela: come mierda pues.

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

(via sniffing)